Is this the Eliza written by Tom Bender, the author of "Tex-Edit Plus", the World's Coolest Word Processor?


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Ohmygod, is it the real Eliza or her evil twin? Knowing the answer to this will determine whether I upgrade to Jaguar or not. Answer quick!

~Dennis

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You don"t need 10.2 for this to work. It worked for me under 10.1.5, but she is too stupid to be useful :-)

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I can't seem to get any reaction from Eliza at all in 10.1.5. Nothing happens. Here's the scenario:

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

My problem is my wife. She spends all my money and treats me badly
all the while.RET RET
My problem is my wife. She spends all my money and treats me badly
all the while.RETRET
My problem is my wife. She spends all my money and treats me badly
all the while.RET
RET



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Look at me! I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!!

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wow... there is some repetition in there, but for a hidden little program, it really gets you typing.. maybe I need to see a therapist... :(

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Got iChat? Try Aoliza too! :-)

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Are you sure I am apparently a stupid <censored> idiot?

yes.

Yes, well, what makes you believe this is so?

because it is obvious.

Is it because it is obvious that you came to me?

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This kind of thing could cause people with real problems to completely flip out.

But it is kind of fun. For about five minutes.



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Hey I think I would like to download eliza on my computer to help me through out the day!

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You said emacs comes with OS X. I just installed OS X.2 and emacs is nowhere to be found. It is simply not in the system and I did a complete install with Developer tools, etc. I use it under Darwin(fink), but it is nowhere in the native OS X system nor on the CD's.

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Please excuse that post. I had a simple path conflict going there!

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open the terminal, it is in the utilties folder, comes with all installs of OSX

then type in emacs and hit return :)

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Maybe this is well known, but just in case: along with the kitchen sink, you also get the opportunity to waste time in your terminal window playing a lame game of tetris: in emacs, simply enter

M-x tetris

(ie "Esc x tetris" for those without the option key mapped in terminal)

Cheers,
Paul

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HOLY CRAP!!! That's the coolest ^&*@ thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, VI doesn't have TETRIS!!! Come on!!!!

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if anyone figures this out, please email me

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